Thursday, March 03, 2005

What It Really Meant

Do You Know What I Mean

What do we actually mean by such? Understand and go by it..

FINE
women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she 's getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
The calm before the storm. This means 'something' and you should be on your toes. An argument that begins with 'Nothing' usually ends in 'Fine.'

GO AHEAD
A dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over 'Nothing.'

THAT'S OKAY!
One of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. 'That's Okay!' means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

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