I'm All Set

It’s been a while. I had to break off from some of my usual comings and goings since I learned my present condition. Aside from having a difficult and delicate pregnancy, of course I have to be extra careful in doing so many things for me and the baby. I’m excited, though.

I miss a lot of things. From my regular eventful workday, I had to quit my job for awhile. I had to stay home most of the time and relax. It isn’t so hard for me to do such, I’m okay with it. I adjust easily, that’s how I am. No more late night outs, I have to sleep early. I hardly see most of my friends too. Come to think of it.. nakatipid yata ako ng husto don, eheh! I miss going to Coffee Bean and Starbucks, Greenbelt3.. that’s where me and my links hang out all the time. I easily get woozy lately, that’s the reason why I don’t watch movies for now.. big screens are scratched off totally. I have to keep an eye on what I eat all the time plus vitamins to take everyday to keep me and baby hale and hearty. What I hate? I must drink milk! Yaikks! What I find insufferable most? My usual clothes won’t fit anymore! Yep guys, it’s inconsolable! I’ve to shop for new and bigger sizes to fit and wait up till January2006 for me to wear those fashionable fitting attires I have in my closet.

Though I miss doing such things, all in all, I’m thrilled. I feel wonderful and in high spirits for this blessing. Even if I had to sacrifice some stuff that I enjoy for now, the thought of having another angel that will refresh and lighten up our already content existence makes it all worth it.

I'm all set!

Why Women Cry

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying? "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart – the place where love resides."

A McDonald's Love Story

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The little old man unwrap the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites. Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything."

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink. A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again. After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything. “What is it that you are waiting for?" She answered,


"THE TEETH"

Joke Time

• A squirrel who runs up a woman's leg does not find nuts.
• When I was born, I got a choice - a big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember .. what did I choose?
• Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
• My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects.
• Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
• There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop .. Unless they are used together.
• Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
• There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
  Virginity can be cured.
• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
• I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
• Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
• Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 31/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
• Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed," many men still sleep with their wives!
• Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
• A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing..
• Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
• Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
• Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: It's because breasts don't have eyes.

Toxic Love Thoughts To Unload Now

Your guy totally adores you. The signs are all there: He’s finally overcome his allergy to PDAs, he calls on the regular just to check in, and hell, maybe he even keeps a toothbrush at your place. But although the relationship seems rock solid on paper, there’s still a part of you—albeit a small one—that feels, well, nervous. Like the connection might combust at any moment. Yeah, it’s irrational, but we’ve all been there. So before you let your insecurities mess with your relationship, not to mention push your beau to the brink, read this wake-up call.

His eye wanders sometimes—
I bet he's looking for a girlfriend upgrade. A hot chick walks by, and your boyfriend’s eyeballs make a beeline for her booty. Blame it on biology. Men are hardwired to look. And it’s not just your guy who goes buggy over some random beauty; it’s all guys, so your only real choice is to accept it. But ease your mind with this: Just because he looks, it doesn’t mean he wants to touch. “There’s an element of detachment when a man is checking out an anonymous woman,” says clinical psychologist Deirdre Kanakis, PhD, relationship coach at Marriage for Keeps, in Newport Beach, California. He sees a nice butt, but that’s all it is, an appealing body part. He’s not trying to make an emotional connection-it’s purely a visual response.

My last relationship bombed, so this one probably will, too.—
You’ve had a few gnarly breakups. Who hasn’t? But being convinced that you’re destined for a subsequent split is really the only thing sealing your fate. You have to shake off the psychological curse by owning some of the blame. “Recognize that whenever there’s a series of failed relationships, the only thing that’s consistent is you, so you ought to make a few changes.” Sounds harsh, but taking responsibility for the unraveling puts you in control, which is downright empowering. So start sifting through the romantic wreckage. Take stock of why past relationships ended, and assess the role you played in the demise. Then acknowledge any patterns.

I'm just not the perfect girlfriend that he wants.—
You know who’s kinda perfect? That Bree Van De Kamp chick on Desperate Housewives with the pre-prison Martha Stewart vibe. Her guy loves her gourmet meals, flawless hair flip, and pathological dedication to keeping up appearances so much that he filed for divorce. The truth is, perfectionism is intimidating because it makes men feel as if they’ll never be good enough for you. Of course, there’s no denying the pressure to be flawless. Thankfully, your guy’s perception of perfection is probably much different than yours. Moral of the story: Most guys don’t want to feel as if they’re sleeping with a show pony, so stop feeling angst over the impossible.

Who Should Make The Coffee?

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." The wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee." The husband replied, "I can't believe that; show me!" So she got the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........

"HEBREWS"