Through with an agonizing break-up? See if you fit in, in one of these two categories.
You are over him if..
- You replace him on your speed dial with your fancy new hairdresser.
- You meet a girl you think would be perfect for your ex.
- You delete his old lovely e-mails -- they're sucking up too much RAM.
- You define love as something you've gotten a little taste of and can't wait to experience more fully in the future.
- You find his old shirt you used to sleep in -- and use it to wax your Honda City.
- You feel sorry for attached friends for missing out on all the men.
- You dust off the micromini he always called Courtney Love-level trashy.
You aren't if..
- You call him from a pay phone number he can't trace just to hear his voice.
- You pay your friends to spy on him and report back if he's with a woman.
- You can quote every letter, card, and Post-it note he ever wrote you.
- You define love as a deep festering wound that just won't heal as long as your heart's still beating
- You won't wash the shirt he left at your place since it smells like him.
- You haven't worn anything without an elastic waistband since the breakup.
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